Body jokes
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Wanna see my pp again?
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Big butt
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.