This morning I woke up then took a bath with some chocolate mud at first when i turn the damn flossers on. i notice it wasn't water it's was all chocolate mud and now my body is all chocolatly.
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
What do you call a Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says “Your mother, of course.” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says “You’re so so sexy!”
wanna clean old man takes a bath with bubbles wanna hear the dirty bubbles is the 14 year old next door
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
I just took a orange soda bath this morning the next i knew it turn out to be a river of orange kist.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
i bet when ya take a bath they give you the whole pool, no, better yet, the ocean
The way u are so ugly ur parents even regret the day u were born
The way u are so black when ur mom is bathing u in the dark she has to put flour in the water to see u 🤣🤣🤣
Yo mamas so fat when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O
Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
what did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower? Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Me:Spell icup My Friend:i see you pee Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!! My Friend:Oh hehe O-O
So little Johnny was waking to the bath room and he said grandma said why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help