When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."
I like my people how I like my tea..
In a bag under water.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag? A Kit Kat.
Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?
Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.
For someone to be stealing a bag of glod in heaven criminal on Earth and heaven
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....