Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice'"
I’m a rapist
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris
when is rape normal?
When its called an unplanned pregnancy
you know what I hate about rape? Keeping it a secret.
what did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
freeze
if a midget says your hair smell nice is that sexual assault?
Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins
