The man who invented Velcro died Rip
What do you call a really fat psychic 4chin Teller
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming
fuk yall
trump is ass
if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors
rate these races out of 10/10
white 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
blavk 0/10
ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead
what do you call people with adhd?
a brainless speeder
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes
In life, some people have it harder than others. Thats why Viagra exists.
What is George Floyd’s? Best pick up line Your breathtaking
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"