Zombie jokes
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Random post #1
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.