Run Jokes

Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n

Stephanie

An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says "Oh what chest!" " That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says "Oh what legs!'' He says "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says "Why were you running?" She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

why do cheetahs run. why not

Two Australians walk into a bar, they run into the ceiling fan immediately.

why cant orphans play base ball cuz they cant run home

daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN

friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*

Whats Gru's favourite Beyoncé lyric. Who run the world ... Gorls.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.

I am sick and tired of horror movies it is always the stupid ones that die first. when you see a guy in a dark bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; Don't scream run.