Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up"
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his BEATS
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the ANGLES covered
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
