How does the moon cut his hair........Eclipse it!!!!!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
what is money called on the moon? Mooney
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
my uncles like the moon. he comes out at night
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
Question: What did the sun say to the little star? Answer: Are you my SUN
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
What does NASA stand for?
NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong Started cuming in space.
The Milky Way
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Good night