A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Jean Jokes
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Jeans! (DYM 98)
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
