Helen Keller

Helen Keller Jokes

Space

What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?

Both stare off into space.

Somebody

How do you know when Helen Keller is home?

Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!

Airplane

Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?

It scares the shit out of her dog.

Fight

Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?

Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.

Inspiration

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

Swing

Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?

Neither did she.

Book

I wrote a book called "Endless Love."

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.

Drive

How did Helen Keller drive?

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.

Floor

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

Orphan

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

Sex

Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?

'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.

Pet

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

Sign Language

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?