Hair jokes
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.