why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
What do squats eat? Numbers
I keep getting ads about belly fat
What time do dogs π get a walk done β ? Time to walk with youβre dog πΆ
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its GLUTES off
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his BOOTY STRENGTH
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
why didint the teddy bear go to the gym
because he didint want to get ripped
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when are arms get tired we just use our legs?
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home π
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
I did a good walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and people live in the house with my dog I had to a dog and
