Emo

Emo Jokes

Emo kid

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Emo girl

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

Hitler

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

Emo kid

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.

Sea

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

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  • Stuff

    So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

    Friend

    Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

    Friend: Why?

    Me: So they would hang themselves.

    Dark Humor

    When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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  • Shot

    I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.