Emo Jokes

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo's World.

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

How do emos propose?

"Would you like to join my family tree?"

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?

Cutting-edge Technology.

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

Friend: Why?

Me: So they would hang themselves.

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

What's an emo's least favorite show?

Dr. Phil.

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.

What's great about an emo pizza?

It cuts itself. Yay!

I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.

What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.