What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake
what is a ghost favorite cake? i scream cake!
do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth
In honor of Diddy:
The ice CREAM machine at McDonalds now works!
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream
He got hit by a bus
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life
Why do orphans eat a ice cream cone?? they cant get a afford a family pack
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
how do you make an apple turnover? you push it down a hill
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone? He can't afford a family pack
What cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade
How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it
why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever
