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Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies. Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms??? Your mom!!!!!
What’s another name for cumming in a woman? Loading the dishwasher
what does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common they can both squirt out there cum.
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Why do pedophiles never cum first. Because they like to cum in a little behind.
*having sex on lexapro* her: cum for me baby me: im trying
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
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Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and the begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down the the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, loling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more. When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying,” Linda your just as amazing at fucking at your sister.”
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