Culture

Culture Jokes

Stereotype

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

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  • Emo

    "What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

    Mario

    Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

    He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

    Fat Man

    Why are people in Japan always skinny?

    Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

    Restroom

    If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

    European.

    What are you on your way to the bathroom?

    Russian.

    Man

    What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

    Suicide

    A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.

    "What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.

    "There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

    The priest shakes his head.

    "Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.

    "Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."

    Emo

    I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

    Son

    Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

    They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

    Red Dot

    I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

    Stereotype

    Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

    Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.