Like if you have balls
Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.” Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...” Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.” Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’"
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
You look good with anything, but nothing works too
Im not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob
If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks....
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
Why did a woman believed she was a target ? She had a price tag without any value to it?
my worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
He was In a fight then a person said stand up for yourself
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
There is a (joke) that did not enter this page... Why?? She is afraid they will laugh at her!!!
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
When I feel ugly I just look at my brother and get over it
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
