My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand??? "Hello Ladies""
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him its a hairdryer.
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil? Because they can only read Brazil 🇧🇷 🙄
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
There's a blind hooker in town. She never sees anyone coming.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
So a Irish man is walking his poodle and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints. So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says sorry you can’t go in. The Irish man says why can’t I go in? Well you have a dog sir and that sign over there says no dogs aloud your going to have to leave him outside. Well the Irish man thinks quick and says. I’m blind it’s a seeing eye dog. The owner says that’s ridiculous a seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that. The Irish man says well what kind of dog did they give me??😂
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said see them boy over there In the wheelchair, ask him to walk I said, but I’m blind She responded exactly
micheal jackson so white i turned blind
