What is Ba+ 2Na? Ans. Banana.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens... BA-DUM CHHH!
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum tsssh!
my fav sex position is the mcdonalds
ba da ba ba ba YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant. Took their seats. The waiter asked ‘Xiang Chi Shen Ma’ and the wife said ‘Chi Ji Ba’
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers ... ...
Their knees *Ba dum tss*
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM
Ever heard of ligma ligma ba-
A Down child is drowning, he calls help with all of his voice:<<Somebody help me!! I'm Downing>>
BA DUM TSS
A salamander came by me the other and he AXOLTOL questions. BA DUM TSS!!!
little Johny asked teacher wy you where no shirt teacher sys because i want to teacher drops her pencil and picks it up the class starts laughing what so funny a kid took of your ba and we see your squish sexy boobs
What type of place would papyrus hang out at
The SPA-ghetti
*insert ba dum tss here*
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei:😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
this one time i said to a person that tehy are dry they i was wet (ba dum tiss) my bully said i have to shut up i said shut down (ba dum tiss)
