Anger jokes
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
What the fuck?