If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Anger Jokes
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
