-"You wanna play the rape game?" -"No" -"That's the spirit!"
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What do you call a US border hopper? A Mexican jumping bean
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people. And then it exploded.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.