What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”
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Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why KRIS and COMMON SENSE haven’t met yet
Kris looks like a Neanderthal, the only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY
Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY