What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
RapBoat
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What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his RHYMING WATCH
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in RHYME
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo"
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH