My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? RC-XD incoming.
What’s a joke that an orphan has never heard before? A dad joke.
Where do rape victims buy there clothes from?
The kids section
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand? “I ain’t reading all that.”
my girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. fair enough. i gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
So a daughter goes to her dad and says “daddy can I borrow the car?” He the tells her “you know what to do”. So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust and says “ugh tastes like shit” her dad then said “damn I forgot your brother took the car”
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them but now it's a sensitive subject.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
your hairline is so bad the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
Yo mama such a slut she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant
Why wouldn’t Mr Bee 🐝 push Ms Bee 🐝 away?
Believe he loves his honey.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
