Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

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Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.

This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.

Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?

A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.

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