What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A MIC WRENCH
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
A Son walks up to his Dad and says "I'm so gay right now! "HOW COULD YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" Screams the Dad. "No, Gay as in HAPPY" Says the confused Son,"I'm so happy right now!" "Oh" says the Dad, "Why are you happy?" Then the Son said "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many FARTS
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always CRACK the case
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your BACK
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his BOOTY STRENGTH
Why is it that skinny man love fat woman? Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? A microwave doesn’t brown your meat
Why don’t Indians play soccer? Because every time they’re at the corner, they built a store
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!”
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
How do you know Adam and Eve were white? Have you ever tried taking a rip from black women?
When cops say you the right to remain silent
You’re just happy you have the right to do something
What is the three worst years of a black child's life First grade
What do call a shoe made by George Floyd? The breath Takers
What does Nike and the KKK have in common? They both make Black people run faster
