What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers
What song does Kobe Bryant hate Rocky Mountain high
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up that little shit wants to be gone down an alley
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert? Because they’re full of Arab semen
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied... I told him, "Just tell them what you see."
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the ANGLES covered
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many FANS
do you want to be in heaven with Jesus our savior or be in earth with bad things
do you want to give your life to God and be in heaven
di you love God?
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's CHEEK
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it
What do you call a country's BOOTY?
Its bottom-line
What do you call someone who is half a jew? Jew - ish
Yo mama so fat. When she touched the stairs, it said to be continued!
