Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male? From a physically disabiled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs then she grew teeth
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouth
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language. Weird. Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb
What do you call an apartment full of Black people? A crackhouse
black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
A black lady goes inside the drug store and ask the pharmacist do you carry tampons and then the pharmacist asked the black lady do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads? and then the black lady ask the pharmacist what is the difference? and then the pharmacist ask the black lady what is your flow like? and then the black lady tells the pharmacist linoleum
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
What is a terrorists favorite song?
Pumped up kicks.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when a abled bodied gay male is receiving a anonymous blow job from a physically disabiled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area and perverted is when a abled bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabiled gay male to received a anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers
What is the difference between a black man and Jew? One was born burnt
What’s a priest favorite sport? Golf because most of the holes are less than 18
