A black lady goes inside the drug store and ask the pharmacist do you carry tampons and then the pharmacist asked the black lady do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads? and then the black lady ask the pharmacist what is the difference? and then the pharmacist ask the black lady what is your flow like? and then the black lady tells the pharmacist linoleum
What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when a abled bodied gay male is receiving a anonymous blow job from a physically disabiled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area and perverted is when a abled bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabiled gay male to received a anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area
What is the difference between a black man and Jew? One was born burnt
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid? One of them won’t clean the oven
What is the difference between Black people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
What’s the difference between a fly and lady Diana ? The sound when they hit the windshield
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
What is the difference between runners and my car? My car is still running
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we Watch through
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler? God made thousands Of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast
What is the difference between your dad and a video game? Your dad doesn’t beat you
How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
