Difference

Difference Jokes

Priest

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

Funeral

What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?

The pose!

Baby

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Nun

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

Nun

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.

Nun

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

Nun

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.

Flow

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?

Several hundred calories.

Hoe

What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?

One is a tool. The other is your mom.

Respect

Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?

A. I respect prostitutes.

Piece

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.

Batman

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Abuse

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Dad

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

Dad

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

CEO

Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?

A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.

Piece

Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.

Bear

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.