What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid? One of them won’t clean the oven
What is the difference between Black people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
If we send more mosquito to Africa. We could save more mosquitoes from dying of aids.
Reggin was a guy who was never liked by Black people His name backwards is Nigger
What is the difference between Kanye And Hitler Hitler knew when his career was over
What is the darkest month? Black History Month
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? Cotton waiting to be picked
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband‘s voice just right
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him
What’s the difference between a fly and lady Diana ? The sound when they hit the windshield
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with the gay person? They’re never straight with you
What did God say when he made the first black man? crap I burnt one
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays? Their place
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead
Sex is like pizza When it’s hot, it’s great When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
