Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe, till there all black and blue!
(Classic)
Gwen
This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodio?
He forgot his calfs
Person: My pony is crazy it's always horsing around.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones
Hey Prince, Let's chat here ok? Love you!
Let's chat here Prince
At least 32 people hear love orphans and hate orphan jokes. And I thank all the people who particapate in this protest
New protest
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore
Gaining wait is gonna be a peace of cake
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
Hi Prince
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to face book.
Jake?