What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up! They’d probably get shellshocked wasn’t it all eggcelent Ok Ok I’m headed for the egg it. Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?
Cracking yolks
crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me- EGG
what did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Egg
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
i told my friend an egg joke yesterday he thought it was eggcelent.
what do you say after you throw a egg at someone? yolks on you!
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble
Aren't my egg yolks amazing, don't they make you crack up. If not, I better scramble
I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk... oh come on don’t be hard boiled
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
Cause 7 8 9
If I busted an egg on your head....The yolk would be on you ...ha ha ha !!!
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled
