What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts
Gonorrhea
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonerea
Yo mum is so fat when she weared yellow the kids thought they missed the bus
The way u are so ugly ur parents even regret the day u were born
The way u are so black when ur mom is bathing u in the dark she has to put flour in the water to see u 🤣🤣🤣
What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it 🐕 🗽
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children
You mum fat she were a yellow T-shirt they say taxi
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses
Now its time to make fun of aisans. What do you call an aisan eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O
You're so fat when you wear a yellow raincoat people call out "TAXI!"
When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What's big and yellow......A bus full of kids
Your teeth is so yellow when you smile you put the sun out of business
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
Your teeth are so yellow you spit butter
