DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie
i wish i was dead like my jokes
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"
i wish we were all aborted <3
Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.
an emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry and he says to his clothes"i wish i were you"
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
mamma is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you ...
um I need help how should I deal with depression?
joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
an emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acatiance because the emo would wish to die and the silent kid would be the nice guine and grant that wish
There are pain killers but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
A boy went to a genie and said "I want to be like batman" he went home his parents weren't there.
what is a organ lest fav holiday
crismas they wish they get parents
It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died
Wife:😭😭😭I wish this never happened
Mia our first daughter: momy it’s ok I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I won’t but I love you when ur alive 😉😏
Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when we’re alive but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommy’s mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad😡🤬.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry 😣 when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back.says mom:
This was not a joke I just did this for Love 💕
Why Did Technoblade Die? Because God Wished Him Dead For All The Orphans He Made Fun Of
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What goes up but never goes down
My grades
(i wish)
I wish I was a toe bc I want to be banged all day
