Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
What is the Diffrence between Snowman and Snowwoman?
The Snowballs
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them they disappear.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole? Because there is no well
Why did the snowman say Good day to the sun? Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe " " why?" "Because I want to hang"
Why do emo love the winter because the long sleeves
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
I wish 911 was in December because the poor farm feilds
Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs!