Water

Water Jokes

My girlfriend is so stupid she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying a a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(

you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean

"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war

Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*