why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE
Yo mama so disgusting, that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
What two fights can Africa never win? A food fight and a water fight.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
If certain diseases spreads in water, why does Africa have them?
Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender can squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time Weight Lifters, Lumberjacks, men in the Army, and Etc. But still, nobody could do it. One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet". After the laughter had died down the bartender said "okay" and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the Rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to Total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack a weight lifter or what?". The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS".
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
water, Tastes that one tap in school a tier water at 3 am S tier 12 pm water f tier
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
CORNY JOKE OF THE DAY
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.