Wall Jokes

yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha

Your mama is so fat. The wall couldn't support her picture.

What was the colour of the wall paper in the twin towers?....plane

how do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it! (me like fortnite)

yo hairline was used as the blue blint for the great wall of china

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her? She left the plunger in the toilet she put door knobs on all the walls and she rearranged the furniture

Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead

Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall

What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing because fish cant talk

i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."

"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows

the cradle will rock when the bough breaks

the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all

rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock

when the bough breaks the cradle will fall

and down will come baby cradle and all"

Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?

The only thing longer than the great wall of china is your hairline

Your forehead is so big I thought it was a brick wall

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former soviet union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

poop and balls through the walls