Udder

Udder Jokes

Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!

Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!

Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!

Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!

What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”

How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!

Why do cow milking stools only have three legs,

Because the cow has the udder!

🤔 😳 👨 👨 👨 👨 Why do four polish 👍 👍 heteroflexable men like 🙃 to suck on four of the cow's udders 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 😻 because a bull has only one

Why did two 👱‍♂️ 👱‍♂️ dumb 👱‍♂️ 👱‍♂️ blondes put condoms on the cow's udders 🐄 because they wanted the 🐄 cow to practice safe sex

What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking