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Try Jokes

One way to not pick up girl is to say, β€œare you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you.” I tried it on a girl and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor β€œDoc, what should I do? My arm is broken!” The doctor then looks at him and says β€œHave you tried icing?”

My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?

in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night