Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in Trouble?" Kid named Teacher:
I got in trouble at school today because i told the teacher at school with covid to stay postive
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome? The double trouble.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
I got in trouble today bc I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said lighten up
john walk into pat at the barn he was dancing nacked in front of a tractor john said hey pat what you doing pat said well me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed so I went to a therapist and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)
i once got in trouble in the library for putting the womens right book in the fantasy section
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
Did you hear Biden went to the ER? He's having a little trouble with his Putin
Why do orphans start fights?
because they don't get in trouble at home
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time and---you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow...then you in trouble!
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
