How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter."
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime
But I got fired from that job
I have done a ton of work. a skeleTon
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad...to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What makes a skeleton laugh? When you tickle his FUNNY BONE with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup
And I asked him what he is doing
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if i bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits
Me: Erm................Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. Your gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes
Both of those are commonly found in basements