me:MOM im tired, mom:take a nap me:no i cant sleep if dad isnt here, mom:hangs picture of dad on her room wall* well now you can
My Mother: Wanna hear the song Chloe your the one I want on pandora? Meh: No I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it. Mom: don't talk back to meh like that young lady. Me/ someone else? - -gets silent in da room- Brother: yea this song is very annoying but maybe better than the Chelsea song. Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two police men use one gun🙆
Tired kid with asthma: it's hard to breathe. Gym Teacher: That's alright. Other Kid: Hush.
One day little Jonny and little Susan were in bible class and little susan had been tired that day so she kept falling asleep and the teacher said to little susan who is our lord and savier and little jonny poked her in the but with a push pin and she yelled JESUS CHRIST and the teacher goes thats right go back to be and then the next thing the teacher asked who gave up there son for our sins and little jonny poked her again and she yelled GOD AL MIGHTY and she says thats right go back to bed and the next quisten the teacher asked was what did ADAM SAY TO EVE after there 13th child little jonny poked her in the but again she yelled IF YOU STICK TAHT THING IN ME AGAIN I AM GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHUV IT UP YOUR OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband Harry? She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Henderson's
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
❤️ what has tow tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
Why was the bus 🚌 sleeping? Because it was too tired
I am sick and tired of horror movies it is always the stupid ones that die first. when you see a guy in a dark bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; Don't scream run.
What is the difference between a Flat tire bicycle and a Woman, answer, You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride on it, while a woman you need to ride on her and pump.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
Why did the car fall asleep Because he was too tyred
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Cuz you are blind
