A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
Long time since I made a joke huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one
If two blind people meet, one of them says: Long time, no see
What's an emos favourite time of year? Fall