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WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING?
PEL
HIS THOUGHTS?

shaylie lol

my high ass thought this old lady was
a muppet

✨Jassy✨

Damn and i thought i was dumb

thalia grace 5:33am
i have a q
what 3+5
:)
ashton parkes 5:33am
35
thalia grace 5:33am
very close
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DreamBlue

Intrusive thoughts
Me
Brain
me.com

blach66

EYES ON THE ROAD LADY. STOP TRYING
TO GET LAID. SEE THESE ARE THE PEOPLE
THE DONT UNDERSTAND SPEED LIMITS
AND WHY CAR-JACKING IS ILLEGAL.
You know its not as
late as I thought
maybe you could
come up to my
place?

Bozo

"It's better if I go now so I
don't find traffic on the way"
The people who thought
the same thing:

✨Jassy✨

If you could see me you would think she's crazy af

WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING?
PEL
HIS THOUGHTS?

原田

Girl on the bus: "I let my intrusive thoughts
win and dyed my hair blue."
Me if I let my intrusive thoughts win:
Panile Lawyer
Sido
[*

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Worst punishment of all

QUOTE OF THE DAY
REMEMBER WHEN WE
CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR
PARENTS SAID I'LL GIVE YOU
SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT"?
- WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING
TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD
THEY DESTROYED THE
HOUSING MARKET,
QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION
FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS
AND VOTED BREXIT."
ANON.
1
youtube.com/@bossdt95
At The Coffee Shop When You Get Hit
By This Unexpected Quote Of The Day

ɮǟʀօռ ɦɛʟʍʊȶ zємσ

IF GUNS DON'T KILL
PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE
DOES THAT MEAN:TOASTERS
DON'T TOAST TOAST, TOAST TOASTS TOAST
DEEP
THOUGHTS WITH THE
DEEP

freddyfatbear

f

me trying to keep all my bad thoughts to
myself and be a nice person
V

MADDIE MYBROMADEMEDOTHIS

ITS SO TRUE ONG

when you and your friends hear
what someone you thought was
innocent did
EMAINE DE TO

Unimportant Intelligence

I thought it stood for microsoft

DID YOU KNOW?
McDonald's
THE SYMBOL "M" IN
MCDONALD'S REPRESENTS
THE FIRST LETTER OF
MCDONALD'S WHICH IS "M"

Thoughtless

experiment

Optional Depression
33.3k points 4 months ago edited 4 months ago
I'd train gorillas in weightlifting, really see how tanked they can get. Boost them with steroids along
the way.
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After that, I take my army of beasts, pump them full of cocaine, and let them loose in an empty
shopping mall.
Wanna see which stores they like and which ones they don't. Y'know, for science nshit.
Edit: I've had some fantastic input from you geniuses. To add: The gorillas will be trained in all
beefup exercises, even though science is against me on this one. We're gonna throw some PCP in
with the cocaine. Cybernetic hearts to handle the load of coke, yadda, yadda, yadda... thought I
had more on this. Oh! And the mall is empty because I'm not a freaking murderer, you guys! Quit
trying to kill everyone! Not all science is about death, geez.

Heroin Monkey

Man.. these are the
best Crumbs I've
ever had!!
Ayoo Dude
no wayy!!
I thought I lost
this cum sock
ages ago!!
ONELLIES NEST

User 👍

😂

What do you want, Severus?
Well, go ahead...
I wanted to say something...
Roses are read, Violets are blue,
I thought Voldemort was ugly,
then I saw you...

Cahyani Ambara

When I saw this, I thought : Yasss QUEEN!

IF YOU PAUSE "LET IT GO"
ELSA HAS SOME OF THE
GREATEST FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
Ever

Drakes snake

Nah I thought this was banned 😭

Low Price
$200
11:26

Heroin Monkey

Me: "Why do I keep on having
strange thoughts? It's almost like
I'm going crazy"
The videos I watch at
2am:
TOYS
5 Little Hitlers are jumping on the bed

GG Miller

On everything i did all this

ADMIT IT
You've done one of these:
1) Walked into a room,
forgot what you needed,
walked out, and then remembered.
2)when you were younger,
drew the sun in
the corner of the paper
3)When you Were little,
thought the shape of a
real heart was actually
4)Closed the fridge door
really slow, just to see
when the lights went off.
5)Tried to balance the
light, between the ON & OFF

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