I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people? - Just switch off the lights.
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
what do you call a transgender person? Nintendo switch
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon ? kid: why? man: cause they have a family plan kid: oh then i need to switch phone services then man: why kid: im a orphan man: laughs out loud thats tuff ( you can tell the joke shortentd by saying why cant an orphan use Verizon cause they have a family plan)
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working
How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again or switch his batteries