Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift...
i have a lot of respect for trans women
that surgery takes balls!
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor
Michael Jackson: Help doctor I've been shot. Doctor: I cant fix that but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .
when you ask for plastic surgery they said 'we could not fix you but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face'
if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh don't worry, mine too!!
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger, with that, no one will suspect you!
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs? A plastic surgeon 😷
A book went to the doctors office and said:”doctor doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever😂😂
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
My friend is so ugly she got surgery twice but not even that could fix her 0-0
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic 😂
China as fake as bitches with plastic surgery and talk bout body positivity
