if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
I sexually identify asi kilometers per second. Cuz I really wanna km/s
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up He pressed the red button
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes they said they will stop soon
People Love U
dont die
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt
Some people say I like heights other say Im a dare devil
In reality I like killing myself
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself" He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
me: calls suicide hotline hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging
What is my most popular side of myself-? S U I C I D E
Knock Knock Who’s There Suicide Suicide Who Suicide YOU
Knock knock
Who’s there
YOUR DEAD SON
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
dont do sucide that shit kills
hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes in fact, they hang with them!
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
me, calls the police* me: hey imma commit suicide! cop on the phone: please wait till we get there me: why, so you can then stop me? cop on the phone: no, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper...and we are all bord! me: ok, my house number is ********************* ok! cop on the phone: awesome! just a sec. whispers*** guys I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
What did one deperesed kid say to the other? Hey wanna hang together.
I'm 5'6, and my mom is 5'1 and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck. And when she tries to hug me she says" You're too fucking tall kid" so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
