A catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession and while he is inside the confessional booth the catholic priest is sucking his dick and he says to the catholic priest what are you doing father and the priest says it's called giving a blowjob and the catholic gay male says why are you giving me a blowjob father inside the confessional booth? and the catholic priest says if there was no glory hole in the confessional booth my son it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk
Today sucked my girlfriend got hit by a car and I lost my job as an Uber driver
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell? put $ 25 00 under the handicapped stall before you put dick under the handicapped stall 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😁 😁 😁😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer; Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Another joke ik they suck.
What is a depressed persons favorite joke? Their life.
These Ahfganistan people suck at Jenga
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE NOW SUCK DAT COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK NOW SUCK DAT COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
i have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis) but you aint have no girl friend your only friend yhey call him ching chong coz of your hairrline
WHY DO PEOPLE PLAY BASKETBALL BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LEARN HOW TO SUCK BALLS
I would go suck some titties but I’d rather die from being shot then cancer
your hairline sucks even harry potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
I accidentally suck my own‘s ball sack
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
