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French feminist Luce Irigaray calls "E=mc2" a "sexed equation." She claims
that it is sexist because "privileges the speed of light over other speeds that
are vitally necessary to us." Irigaray thinks its sexist for the formula to
"privilege that which goes faster."
Irigaray believes that all of physics is sexist. She sees a massive male
conspiracy in physics that has made fluid mechanics, which she associates
with the feminine, less developed than solid mechanics. She thinks male
physicists are deliberately not studying fluid mechanics because men's
bodies don't have a particular fluid in them: menstrual fluid.
I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND
BEYOND
THE EMOTION OF ANGER

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Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework

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ON THE EXAM YOU STUDIED FOR?
WHAT DID IT COST?

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I didn't study
for the test
It's
multi-choice
and
open-book
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Make him read a book

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I'll study at 6 pm
I'll study at 7 pm
I prefer to study
during the night
I'll just get up early
tomorrow and study

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

37. After 5 long years of studying, a student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting... "Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!" Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time".

38. An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "The soup is cold." His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?" The boy looked at her and replied, "Up until now, everything has been satisfactory."

39. A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, "How long will it take me to get to the next town?" The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then started walking again. After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out "About 20 minutes!" "Thank you. But why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?" "Didn't know how fast you could walk".

40. A Husband and Wife at Custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?" Ex wife: "I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him." Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason." Then the judge looks towards the Ex husband. Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?" The ex husband thought long and hard about his response, after a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines?"

your forhead so big scientests mesured it studyed it and then finally they said :OH MY GOD... your forhead is so big its a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrous to your hair and